Please ingore the fact that the left half of this table is gone. that I'm too lazy to delete irrelivant text. Anyway, I'm glad that you've stumbled across this! This means you've gone snooping around my BAU5 STX X2 or out of boredom I've decided to show this place off. So please, enjoy your stay... no matter how short.

Well, it's a proven fact that this website has considerably less content than Uncyclopedia but still manages to be three times more informative than CNN and Fox News combine! Imagine that. Now this is the part where I should put some scrolling text or a gif, but I'm not like that. No sir. That's because I'm lazy! I'm just going to have a huge block of text that you're going to have to read. Well, unless you read the TL;DR.

In all seriousness, I don't care about how this place looks in Interwebz Exploder because it's a bad browser - and it should feel bad. The apperance of MCOTI is only important in Firefox, Google Chrome, and Opera (unless it gets bought by Facebook). Now did I mention that I hate heat hat social networking? Well, I hate social networking. The whole idea of having someone know what you're doing 24/7 is bad - and it should feel bad.

Incase you haven't noticed, I'm just writing this down as it comes to mind. No rhyme or reason. I'm just spouting off, over using memes and other popular internet jokes to the point of their death, then beating them with a rusty shovel. It's not a good sight. You don't want to see it.

I'll put more stuff here later. (I probably won't.)

TL;DR - Why are you even wasting your time here?